saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

nerdblerrg:

tinyglowingtardis:

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

punk is protected by the Endangered Species Act

punks not likely to soon be dead

When I can’t figure out whether or not it’s jacket weather outside

whatshouldbetchescallme:

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

lolsofunny:

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

via lolsofunny=)

On the first day of school, teachers expect you to remember everything you learned the previous year

lolsofunny:

but I’m just like:

via lolsofunny=)

avatargemini:

colt-kun:

zducifer:

blobspup:

charlattea:

FINALLY FINISHED AUGH

IS THIS BLUE AND STEVE HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO CUTE

i literally cannot get over how much i love this

#blues clues feels guys

I WAS IN THE AGE GROUP FOR THIS WHEN IT STARTED

TWICE A DAY FIVE DAYS A WEEK, SAME EPISODE

AND WE WATCHED EACH ONE

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

iicel:

lieutenantker:

fwiffo:

this hurts.

i’m in physical pain because of how much this hurts

applebright:

bayergal:

applebright:

seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid

glitter NEVER GOES AWAY

that’s the point

sparkling for eternity gives them ample time to think about becoming less of an idiot

lopsidedown:

rev-enant:

perfectdisarray:

ohsusquehanna:

This is Grýla, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas.

You better not shout,

You better not cry,

You better not pout,

Or an Icelandic monster will fucking eat you.

Omg

The mom doesn’t even look panicked she’s just “Sigh. Goddamn it Jimmy I fucking told you.”

windowsvriska:

how many licks does it take to get to the center of why i hate myself

sev4ev:

danedict-whishbach:

youre-a-blizzard-harry:

SO I GOT THIS CHROME EXTENSION WHICH READS OUT TEXT AND

why does it sound like benedict cumberbatch to me

just hit reblog

post-apocalyptic-siren:

Ke$ha: aw H€££ no

Ke$ha: thi$ party i$ lame enough a$ it i$. we don’t need $ome half-$haved animal cra$hing it.

Marinabot: ♡…♡

Florence: Kesha, don’t you think we should-

SkrilleX: ChillaX. I just came to get my bro back.

mau5sprite: wub wub wub wub wub wub! 8:D

Ke$ha: you mean the guy that $ay$ nothing but ‘wub’ all the time?

Ke$ha: $hit, you can have him back. he’$ alway$ creepin’ on me $ince we found him.

mau5sprite: wub wub 8:c

SkrilleX: He used to say more, but there was an aXident - he dropped the bass too hard and ended up like this.

mau5sprite: wub wub wub! 8:O

Florence: Oh, God! What is that dreadful sound they’re making?!

Marinabot: ♡ Is that supposed to be…music? ♡

Ke$ha: it’$…

Ke$ha: it’$…..

Ke$ha: it’$ beautiful…

I’M DYING!